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AT THE THIRSTY GOAT, THERE IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE! WITH A VARIETY OF TOPPINGS, GLUTEN FREE CRUST, AND VEGAN CHEESE AVAILABLE, WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PIZZA AND BEER WHICHEVER WAY SUITS YOU MOST! BECAUSE AT THE THIRSTY GOAT, IT’S WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR GOAT!

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SALADS & STARTERS PIZZAS BREAKFAST BAGELS MUFFINS AND SUCH DESSERTS COFFEE, TEA, & HANDCRAFTED BEVERAGES

SALADS & STARTERS

Savory Starter

Our house made pizza dough with garlic olive oil, topped with Mozzarella and Provolone cheese blend, a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, and a shake of black pepper, served with a side of house made red sauce

Spicy Starter

Our house made pizza dough with garlic olive oil, topped with Mozzarella and Provolone cheese blend, a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, pickled jalapeno, and a shake of red pepper flakes, served with a side of honey

Sweet Starter

Our house made pizza dough with butter, sprinkled with cinnamon sugar, and topped with icing

$13

The Goat House

Arcadian lettuce, ham, bacon, a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, egg, tomato, and bagel croutons, topped with house made ranch dressing

$13

The Very Berry Salad

Arcadian lettuce, strawberries, blueberries, smoked chicken, bacon, goat cheese, candied walnuts, topped with house made poppy seed dressing

$13

The Smokehouse Salad

Arcadian lettuce, smoked chicken, bacon, red onion, goat cheese, and a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese topped with sour cream and house-made BBQ vinaigrette

$13

PIZZAS

$16

The Bearded Chicken

Saucy Goat and BBQ pizza sauce base topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, smoked chicken, bacon, red onion, and goat cheese, finished with sour cream and BBQ sauce

$16

$13

The Crazy Ex

Cream cheese base topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, bacon, pickled jalapeno, shake of black pepper, finished with a honey drizzle

$13

$16

The Porker

House made red sauce based topped with mozzarella and provolone cheese blend, ham, pepperoni, Italian sausage, and bacon

$16

$14

The Kaisley

House made red sauce based topped with mozzarella and provolone cheese blend, black olives, mushroom, and pineapple, finished with fresh spinach

$14

$15

Oh, You Fancy

Alfredo sauce base topped with mozzarella slices, fire roasted tomatoes, shake of red pepper flakes, and mozzarella and provolone cheese blend, finished with fresh basil

$15

The Sausage Supreme

House made red sauce base topped with mozzarella and provolone cheese blend, Italian sausage, green pepper, black olive, tomato, and mushrooms

$15

$11

The Cheese

House made red sauce base topped with mozzarella and provolone cheese blend, and sprinkled with parmesan cheese

$11

$16

The Pregnant Lady

House made ranch base topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, bacon, pickles, and pineapple, finished with potato chips, and hot sauce drizzle

$16

$13

The Hawaiian

House made red sauce base topped with mozzarella and provolone cheese blend, ham, bacon, and pineapple

$13

$18

The Kitchen Sink

Cream cheese base mixed with saucy goat BBQ pizza sauce topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, pepperoni, smoked chicken, bacon, and green pepper, finished with house made house made ranch and honey drizzle

$18

$16

Let’s Taco-Bout It

Sweet chili sauce base topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, smoked chicken, pickled jalapenos, tomato, and black olive, finished with shredded lettuce, tortilla strips, and house made chipotle ranch

$16

$6.50

Kids Pizza

House made red sauce base topped with mozzarella and provolone cheese blend, with one topping of your choice

$6.50

$12

Build Your Own

$12

Base Sauce

•House made red sauce •Alfredo sauce •Cream cheese •Saucy goat BBQ pizza sauce •House made ranch •Garlic olive oil • Sweet chili

Toppings

•Monterey jack and Cheddar cheese blend •Goat cheese •Red onion •Sliced mozzarella •Fire roasted tomatoes •Pickle •Fresh iceberg lettuce • Pickled jalapenos • Green Peppers • Fire Roasted Tomato • Fresh Tomato • Black Olives • Mushrooms • Fresh Basil • Fresh Spinach • Pineapple

$1.50

Meat Toppings

• Pepperoni • Italian Sausage • Ham • Bacon • Chicken

$1.50

Gluten Free Crust

$1.50

Vegan Cheese

$1.50

Saucy Goat Garlic Dipping Sauce

BREAKFAST BAGELS

Spicy Sunrise

Toasted bagel with chorizo, egg, fire roasted tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese, finished with fresh spinach

Bacon Baby

Toasted bagel with cream cheese, egg, and bacon, topped with house made chipotle ranch

Pizza Bagel

Toasted bagel with house made red sauce, pepperoni, and mozzarella cheese

Summer Sunset

Toasted bagel with cream cheese, tomato, red onion, and goat cheese, topped with fresh bagel

Hammish Sammish

Toasted bagel with ham, bacon, red onion, and pickle, finished with shredded lettuce, and saucy goat garlic sauce

Hawaiian Bagel

Toasted bagel with house made red sauce, ham, bacon, and pineapple

BLT

Toasted bagel with bacon, topped with shredded lettuce, and tomato, finished with house made chipotle rance

BLAT

Toasted bagel with bacon, topped with avocado, shredded lettuce, and tomato, finished with saucy goat garlic sauce

Sausage Egg and Cheese

Toasted bagel with egg, sausage, and a blend of Monterey jack and Cheddar cheese, finished with saucy goat garlic sauce

Haas Queen!!!

Toasted bagel with cream cheese, smashed avocado, tomato, and everything bagel seasoning, topped with balsamic glaze, served open-faced

Very Berry Bagel

Toasted bagel with cream cheese, strawberries, blueberries, and banana, finished with cinnamon sugar, served open-faced

Nana's Bananas

Toasted bagel with cream cheese, banana, and candied walnuts, sprinkled with cinnamon sugar, served open-faced

Bagel and Cream Cheese

Add chips and fountain drink

$+2

Sub chips for fresh fruit

$+2

Featuring muffins from The Tennessee Dough Boys

$4.50

Banana Nut Muffin

$4.50

Banana Nut Muffin

With chocolate chips

$4.50

Blueberry Muffin

With streusel topping

$4.50

Pumpkin Muffin

With cream cheese frosting

$4.50

Pumpkin Muffin

With chocolate chips and cream cheese frosting

$4.50

$7.50

Yogurt Parfait

Vanilla yogurt topped with strawberry, blueberry, banana, and candied walnuts

$7.50

Featuring dessert skillets from The Tennessee Dough Boys

Chocolate Brownie Sundae Skillet

Rich chocolate brownie skillet topped with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce drizzle

Chocolate Chip Cookie Sundae Skillet

Chocolate chip cookie skillet topped with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce drizzle

Root Beer Float

A classic root beer float with craft brewed Abita root beer and two scoops of vanilla ice cream

Affa"Goat"o

Double shot of espresso poured over 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream

Signature Lattes

$5.75

16oz

Served hot or iced (our signature lattes are served with whole milk *milk substitutes available* with a double shot of espresso)

$5.75

• Blackberry Lavender Latte

• Cafe Cubano Latte

• Caramel Bourbon Latte

• Dark Chocolate Mocha

• Tuxedo Mocha

• White Cherry Mocha

• White Chocolate Mocha

• Seasonal Specials

$3.75

•Americano

$3.75

•Cold Brew with Cream

$3.75

$4.25

•Cafe Latte

$4.25

Hand Crafted Beverages

$6.50

Frozen Mocha

$6.50

$5.75

Hot Chocolate

$5.75

Sweet Matcha Latte

$5.75

Chai Latte

$5.75

Strawberry Basil Lemonade

$2.75

Fountain Drink

$2.75

Iced Black Tea

$2.75

Iced Fruit Tea

Raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, mango, or peach

$2.75

Handcrafted Cream Soda

Ask barista for flavor recommendations

$2.25

Craft Brewed Abita Root Beer

Made with real cane sugar

$2.25

The Flying Goat

Fizzy fruit energy drink

$+1

Alternative Milk Choices

Almond milk, oat milk. breve

$+1

$+.50

Optional Coffee Toppings

Whipped cream, cold foam

$+.50

Our Syrups

Caramel bourbon, vanilla, blackberry, lavender, caramel, hazelnut, cherry, mango, raspberry, peach, orange, seasonal syrups, dark chocolate sauce, white chocolate sauce, and caramel sauce